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Davie the CAT



GET A LIFE!!!
   
So we can all be a B*stard at some point........

So find out just how much of a b*stard you really are........

Click HERE or HERE or HERE or HERE or HERE or HERE............

After clicking on "Take a deep breath" an advert will appear. Just close it down.......

And let me know your percentage........

Good luck............

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Towering in gallant fame...........
Scotland my mountain hame......
 
Click here to see Davie the CAT's Photo's of the Denmark game.....

Total Posts: 761 | Joined Dec. 2001 | Posted on: 11:48 pm on July 31, 2002 | IP
Davie the CAT



GET A LIFE!!!
   
OK.... I'm up first............

The results are in. You are certifiably: 50% B*stard!

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Towering in gallant fame...........
Scotland my mountain hame......
 
Click here to see Davie the CAT's Photo's of the Denmark game.....

Total Posts: 761 | Joined Dec. 2001 | Posted on: 11:54 pm on July 31, 2002 | IP
Andy Cowe fae Corby


Talks too much
   
46%, as opposed to an average of 44%.

But the questions were "Have you EVER"  most of the things I have done, but wouldn't do now.  So I think it should be lower.

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The rose of all the world is not for me, I want for my part,
Only the little White Rose of Scotland, That smells sae sweet, and braks the heart. - Hugh McDiarmid (1892-1978)

Total Posts: 141 | Joined Feb. 2002 | Posted on: 12:01 am on Aug. 1, 2002 | IP
erchie69



Opinionated Wind Bag
   
36 % of a barsteward ! yer a bigger bast than me d t c !

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when the clock strikes 7 , 8 & 9 wur aff the nips and wur on tae wine !

Total Posts: 183 | Joined Feb. 2002 | Posted on: 12:04 am on Aug. 1, 2002 | IP
fitlikemin



Opinionated Wind Bag
   
Don,t believe i can,t even pass a bas*ard exam.

37%  

Think i,ll try it again when i,m magoo,d

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"For these are my fountains"

Total Posts: 159 | Joined June 2002 | Posted on: 12:13 am on Aug. 1, 2002 | IP
macqueen



GET A LIFE!!!
   
58% get it up yeez ya feckers

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BANNOCKBURN  1314

Total Posts: 265 | Joined Nov. 2001 | Posted on: 12:28 am on Aug. 1, 2002 | IP
Tam



GET A LIFE!!!
   
I don't like to brag but.......

61% bastard!
34% of which is Tard  

The worldwide average is 44% bastard.

How others compare:
 1% (same as you)
 11% (more bastard than you)
 88% (less bastard than you)


NOW FCUK OFF SURFING THE WEB AND GET MY BEER!!!!!



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Note: All opinions expressed above are that of the author and in no way respresent any club, organisation or disorganisation

Total Posts: 635 | Joined Sep. 2001 | Posted on: 12:36 am on Aug. 1, 2002 | IP
footsoldier



GET A LIFE!!!
   
Tam - I am slightly more of a Bastard than you - that might not be a surprise??  

64% bastard!
36% of which is Tard  

The worldwide average is 44% bastard.

How others compare:
 1% (same as you)
 9% (more bastard than you)
 90% (less bastard than you)

Of the 3,597,857 test takers so far

Is that beer here yet?

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"We look to Scotland for all our ideas of civilization." - Voltaire

Total Posts: 311 | Joined Sep. 2001 | Posted on: 12:51 am on Aug. 1, 2002 | IP
Tam



GET A LIFE!!!
   
Bastard!!!!



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Note: All opinions expressed above are that of the author and in no way respresent any club, organisation or disorganisation

Total Posts: 635 | Joined Sep. 2001 | Posted on: 1:08 am on Aug. 1, 2002 | IP
Ruary



GET A LIFE!!!
   
Well I thought I would just confirm what you lot already knew

68% bastard!
38% of which is Tard  



The worldwide average is 44% bastard.


How others compare:
 0% (same as you)
 6% (more bastard than you)
 94% (less bastard than you)

Now who the feck wants to mess with me



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TAMB Sunshine Appeal show the true face of the Tartan Army remember "one beer less" can make one hell of a difference
The future is bright the future is Scottish

Total Posts: 1562 | Joined Sep. 2001 | Posted on: 1:55 am on Aug. 1, 2002 | IP
the Helsinki two



Fresh ideas
   
I am only 48% bastard, I can agree with that, but the wife has scored 60% bitch! I cant believe she has a score of less than 95%!


Total Posts: 48 | Joined Oct. 2001 | Posted on: 7:01 am on Aug. 1, 2002 | IP
Schneker KTA



GET A LIFE!!!
   
The test's feqed a got 64%.

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"Awa oot fur a quick pint hen" Lord Lucan '74

Total Posts: 286 | Joined April 2002 | Posted on: 8:01 am on Aug. 1, 2002 | IP
Lamia



GET A LIFE!!!
   
Only 38%

Sweet little me

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Three vermillion snakes of female face. The smallest motion, filled with grace.
By faint degrees, voice, lute and pleasure ceased. A deadly silence step by step increased......

Total Posts: 2348 | Joined Dec. 2001 | Posted on: 8:26 am on Aug. 1, 2002 | IP
denhaagdavid



The Poet
   
69%bastard of which 39% is tard.
0% same and 5% more.
Lamia,should you not be doing the bitch test???

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Interviewer "When did Germany last lose so heavily in Europe"
Leo Beenhaker(Feyenoord coach) - " 1945 i think"
Dutch TV after portugal 3 germany 0 euro 2000

Total Posts: 815 | Joined Sep. 2001 | Posted on: 8:38 am on Aug. 1, 2002 | IP
Lamia



GET A LIFE!!!
   
I did dhd....

and I may have lied slightly with some o my answers...

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Three vermillion snakes of female face. The smallest motion, filled with grace.
By faint degrees, voice, lute and pleasure ceased. A deadly silence step by step increased......

Total Posts: 2348 | Joined Dec. 2001 | Posted on: 8:46 am on Aug. 1, 2002 | IP
Ally Macabre



More Than Words
   
Well I clicked on your link Davie, but all I got was a Border Manager Alert with a message telling me "You shouldn't be looking at that during working hours".

BASTARD!!!

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Total Posts: 1686 | Joined Sep. 2001 | Posted on: 8:56 am on Aug. 1, 2002 | IP
Crozzer the Bing



Opinionated Wind Bag
   
....34% bastard, 19%of which is tard...

Bastard, I thought I was more of a bastard then that....

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'... and it brings us back to doh, oh, oh, oh...'                                                                 '...the future is bright, the future is tartan...'

Total Posts: 241 | Joined May 2002 | Posted on: 8:57 am on Aug. 1, 2002 | IP
SunshineonLeith



Opinionated Wind Bag
   
work's firewall isn't letting me find out how much of a b1tch I am....

probably more than though!

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"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."

Total Posts: 213 | Joined Feb. 2002 | Posted on: 9:06 am on Aug. 1, 2002 | IP
Janco



GET A LIFE!!!
   
64% bastard!
36% of which is Tard.

Quite disappointed with my score; was certain I was a much bigger bastard than that. At least I get told that often enough...

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"...but nothing could damp John Faa's pleasure in being on campaign once more"

Total Posts: 463 | Joined April 2002 | Posted on: 9:11 am on Aug. 1, 2002 | IP
Bzzzz



One and Only!
   
68%
Hmm.....

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Quia quamdiu Centum ex nobis viui remanserint, nuncquam Anglorum dominio aliquatenus volumus subiugari.

Total Posts: 3208 | Joined Sep. 2001 | Posted on: 9:31 am on Aug. 1, 2002 | IP
 

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