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Tartan Army Casualty
GET A LIFE!!! |
    
When it hasnae broken doon.
The sensational Alex Harvey Band (god rest his soul)
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O you who turn the wheel and look to windward, consider Phlebus, who was once handsome and tall as you.
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Total Posts: 1103 | Joined Sep. 2001 | Posted on: 1:25 pm on July 30, 2002 | IP
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Slinky
Opinionated Wind Bag |
too fast for me TAC
(Edited by Slinky at 1:27 pm on July 30, 2002)
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"whit's below your kilt?" said the pretty foreign lass. "pit yir haun up and see" I replied. "Oooh it's gruesome" she shrecked. "well" I answered, "Put you haun up again, cause its grew some mare!!"
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Total Posts: 226 | Joined Feb. 2002 | Posted on: 1:27 pm on July 30, 2002 | IP
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BigDaveJ
GET A LIFE!!! |
Who died of a heart attack from eating too many squared sausages.
The Tennents Lager Lovelies.
(Edited by BigDaveJ at 1:35 pm on July 30, 2002)
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'For, as long as but a hundred of us remain alive, never will we on any conditions be brought under English rule. It is in truth not for glory, nor riches, nor honours that we are fighting, but for freedom - for that alone, which no honest man gives up but with life itself.’ Extract from the Declaration of Arbroath 1320.
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Total Posts: 350 | Joined Jan. 2002 | Posted on: 1:30 pm on July 30, 2002 | IP
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Rossy
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...remind me of 1978 perms.
18 year olds dancing round handbags in stilletos and skimpy dresses in the middle of January.
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Total Posts: 405 | Joined Nov. 2001 | Posted on: 2:39 pm on July 30, 2002 | IP
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fitlikemin
Opinionated Wind Bag |
.....and thats jist the blokes
best shipbuilders ever
:gettingdesperatenow:
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"For these are my fountains"
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Total Posts: 159 | Joined June 2002 | Posted on: 2:52 pm on July 30, 2002 | IP
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denhaagdavid
The Poet |
sadly no more
black pudding,tattiescone and fried onion rolls from Henry Healy
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Interviewer "When did Germany last lose so heavily in Europe"
Leo Beenhaker(Feyenoord coach) - " 1945 i think"
Dutch TV after portugal 3 germany 0 euro 2000
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Total Posts: 815 | Joined Sep. 2001 | Posted on: 2:58 pm on July 30, 2002 | IP
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JimFaeKdy
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No nearly as guid as a roll wi sausage on.
Scotch Pies.
:carefulwiyerresponse:
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Don`t Eat Yellow Snow
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Total Posts: 974 | Joined Sep. 2001 | Posted on: 3:42 pm on July 30, 2002 | IP
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Brian Rodden
GET A LIFE!!! |
Foo o Mince
Haggis & Neeps Or Mince & tatties?
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Gettin Magoo'd Is Good For You!
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Total Posts: 617 | Joined Feb. 2002 | Posted on: 3:54 pm on July 30, 2002 | IP
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BigDaveJ
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Gie's me a right dosey the farts!!!
Deep Fried Mars Bars?
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'For, as long as but a hundred of us remain alive, never will we on any conditions be brought under English rule. It is in truth not for glory, nor riches, nor honours that we are fighting, but for freedom - for that alone, which no honest man gives up but with life itself.’ Extract from the Declaration of Arbroath 1320.
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Total Posts: 350 | Joined Jan. 2002 | Posted on: 4:03 pm on July 30, 2002 | IP
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Brian Rodden
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Burns the fingers aff ye!
Diet Irn Bru
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Gettin Magoo'd Is Good For You!
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Total Posts: 617 | Joined Feb. 2002 | Posted on: 4:04 pm on July 30, 2002 | IP
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BigDaveJ
GET A LIFE!!! |
P!sh water!!!
The bagpipes.
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'For, as long as but a hundred of us remain alive, never will we on any conditions be brought under English rule. It is in truth not for glory, nor riches, nor honours that we are fighting, but for freedom - for that alone, which no honest man gives up but with life itself.’ Extract from the Declaration of Arbroath 1320.
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Total Posts: 350 | Joined Jan. 2002 | Posted on: 4:12 pm on July 30, 2002 | IP
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Tartan Sheep
GET A LIFE!!! |
not that good when they're in the next cabin to you on the sleeper service from Venice to Zagreb (personal one, that!)
The massed pipes and drums out in the open somewhere
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...if we join, we can win. if we win, well then we'll have something that we've never had...a country of our own
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Total Posts: 638 | Joined Sep. 2001 | Posted on: 5:08 pm on July 30, 2002 | IP
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Jam
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like at the royal Edinburgh military tattoo....nae sae guid.
A Scotsman invented this gemme.
:nicelyteeedup:
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Yer haverin pash!
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Total Posts: 678 | Joined Sep. 2001 | Posted on: 5:13 pm on July 30, 2002 | IP
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Lamia
GET A LIFE!!! |
Which is pure pash
We have oil (give it another go since it wis ignored the last time.. )
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Three vermillion snakes of female face. The smallest motion, filled with grace.
By faint degrees, voice, lute and pleasure ceased. A deadly silence step by step increased......
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Total Posts: 2348 | Joined Dec. 2001 | Posted on: 6:12 pm on July 30, 2002 | IP
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William Wallace
GET A LIFE!!! |
Yet we live on a diet of deep-fried mars bars and irn-bru. (well I do )
High Road - what a show!
(Edited by William Wallace at 6:24 pm on July 30, 2002)
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Scotland Forever England 0 - 1 Scotland (Wembley '99) Hutchinson (39')-------We're bought and sold for English gold.
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Total Posts: 581 | Joined Jan. 2002 | Posted on: 6:24 pm on July 30, 2002 | IP
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fitlikemin
Opinionated Wind Bag |
A Scotsman invented TV..............hold on this is familiar!!!
Scotland has natural gas
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"For these are my fountains"
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Total Posts: 159 | Joined June 2002 | Posted on: 6:44 pm on July 30, 2002 | IP
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Mick North Croy
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supplied straight tae yer hoose so ye can cook yer square sausage 
Kenny Dalglish
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Mick. Support the TAMB Sunshine Appeal
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Total Posts: 785 | Joined Sep. 2001 | Posted on: 6:48 pm on July 30, 2002 | IP
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William Wallace
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How you meant tae take the pash out of him?
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Scotland Forever England 0 - 1 Scotland (Wembley '99) Hutchinson (39')-------We're bought and sold for English gold.
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Total Posts: 581 | Joined Jan. 2002 | Posted on: 7:36 pm on July 30, 2002 | IP
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William Wallace
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He cannae make up is mind whether it's aye or naw.
But if I remember rightly his daughter is aye everytime.
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Scotland Forever England 0 - 1 Scotland (Wembley '99) Hutchinson (39')-------We're bought and sold for English gold.
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Total Posts: 581 | Joined Jan. 2002 | Posted on: 7:38 pm on July 30, 2002 | IP
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Lamia
GET A LIFE!!! |
but nae to you...
Home of the hairy hill haggis
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Three vermillion snakes of female face. The smallest motion, filled with grace.
By faint degrees, voice, lute and pleasure ceased. A deadly silence step by step increased......
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