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methilstevie
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Just imagine...June 2008,Hampden Park,Glasgow.
Opening ceremony.......
Centre of the pitch..........
Sean Connery picks up the mic,and the fans go mental.
"Welcome to Shcotland"........."Ceud mille failté"........
He's surrounded by well known faces.
Ewan McGregor.David Coulthard.Alex Ferguson.whoever else is famous in 2008.
A giant loch ness monster growls it's way around the touchline...........
it keeps bumping into the giant whisky bottle,and the giant shortbread segment.............
Tartan clad hordes re-enact the battle of Bannockburn infront of the main stand-some on horseback.
Tomato sauce splashing from their claymores.....
Smoke bellows around their feet,and horses bray,as the poibrochd wails eerily in the background.......
A giant haggis is wheeled onto the pitch by stunning mini-kilted blondes,and opens up to reveal a full Gaelic choir.....
Planes draw a huge saltire in the sky.
A parachutist descends,and heads for the centre spot....
He's wearing leopardskin drawers.....
No,it can't be!......It's Rod Stewart!!!!
Fireworks go off eveywhere.....
A sea of Lion Rampants wave,as big Rod begins the official song of Euro 2008...
"We hate Jimmy Hill"
Yes my friends.We can,and we will.
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"We'll mak oor land Republican,when the Scottish break away......"
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sonny
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Superb Meths,
Sure that wusnie an acid trip?
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When up they gat, and shook their lugs, Rejoiced they were nae men but dogs; An' each took aff his several way, Resolved to meet some ither day.
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The Lochwinnoch lad
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ABSOLUTELY SUPERB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Couldn't have dreamt it any more perfect myself
Don't know about you's, but the hairs were standing up on the back o ma neck just reading that thread........BRILLIANT...................I vote Stevie in as the official chief 2008 championship organiser.
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AlbaGuBrath 
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great mate! let's make the dream a reality! 
for scotland @ 20:08
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MacMirza fae Sarajevo TA
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giblet
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Frightening how much of what was said could probably happen. Like the idea of inflatable shortbread.
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senor, un pollo porvavour
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methilstevie
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Gettin carried away wi'masel a wee bit.......
Don't forget the giant heiland cattle too.
I suppose Bono and an inflatable Guiness bottle might have to be included at some point.
Dang.
Mebbe they should have their own ceremony.
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"We'll mak oor land Republican,when the Scottish break away......"
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john b lyons
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I have a great picture in my mind just as you described. You missed out one bit that should be essential...................Carol Smilie and Lorraine Kelly on the centre spot getting their t**s out for the boys !
What more could we ask for ? ?
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Tartan Army Sittingbourne (Kent) - all one of me !
Nemo me impune lacessit !
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Rista UF
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What else can I say, I hope yer dream will become a reality, Stevie!
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Rossy
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Brilliant scenario...just that the opening game will be in Dublin.
Along with one group, a quarter, and a semi final.
So we're more likely to get riverdance and guiness....
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Mick North Croy
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the opening game will be in Scotland
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Mick. Support the TAMB Kiddies Sunshine Appeal
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WillfaeSwindon
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According to the Offical bid document the opening game and final will be in Scotland
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willfaeswindon@swindontartanarmy.com
http://www.swindontartanarmy.com
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