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Horse
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I've got an English accent, a swastika tattoo, one leg hanging off and starting to smell a bit rotten, terrible halitosis, cigarette burns on my forehead, a tiny cock and fish-fingers rammed up my arse.
I challenge you to make me welcome.
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Total Posts: 14 | Joined May 2002 | Posted on: 4:08 pm on Aug. 14, 2002 | IP
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Ghaax
GET A LIFE!!! |
Make ye welcome????
Feq that Horse - ah thought ye were playing!!!
Which leg is it so that Bertie knows what wing tae play ye on?
(Ye'll run circles roond them!)
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Total Posts: 790 | Joined Sep. 2001 | Posted on: 4:32 pm on Aug. 14, 2002 | IP
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Ally Macabre
More Than Words |
That's a bit purile Horse.
Do you feel better for that?
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Total Posts: 1710 | Joined Sep. 2001 | Posted on: 4:43 pm on Aug. 14, 2002 | IP
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Shneckie Nick
GET A LIFE!!! |
Just remember to brush yer teeth, Horse.
I can't stand halitosis.
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Total Posts: 383 | Joined Jan. 2002 | Posted on: 6:38 pm on Aug. 14, 2002 | IP
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Lamia
GET A LIFE!!! |
Horse,
I sometime wonder if you are in fact an interloper because you certainly act like one.
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Three vermillion snakes of female face. The smallest motion, filled with grace.
By faint degrees, voice, lute and pleasure ceased. A deadly silence step by step increased......
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Total Posts: 2400 | Joined Dec. 2001 | Posted on: 7:10 pm on Aug. 14, 2002 | IP
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BJmor
GET A LIFE!!! |
Jist dont sit next to me Ive got an awfu week stomach.
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Total Posts: 267 | Joined Sep. 2001 | Posted on: 7:14 pm on Aug. 14, 2002 | IP
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William Wallace
GET A LIFE!!! |
No, you're not welcome.
There, is that the reaction you were looking for?
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Total Posts: 606 | Joined Jan. 2002 | Posted on: 7:21 pm on Aug. 14, 2002 | IP
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glensburgh
Talks too much |
Who are we to deny him a place in our throng? Of course he's welcome, as are all interlopers.
Tho' why anyone would want to lope an inter,I cant imagine
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Total Posts: 109 | Joined May 2002 | Posted on: 7:34 pm on Aug. 14, 2002 | IP
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Lamia
GET A LIFE!!! |
I think I would rather have an interloper than a sarcastic, argumentative, grumpy old horse...
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Three vermillion snakes of female face. The smallest motion, filled with grace.
By faint degrees, voice, lute and pleasure ceased. A deadly silence step by step increased......
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Total Posts: 2400 | Joined Dec. 2001 | Posted on: 7:39 pm on Aug. 14, 2002 | IP
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JimFaeKdy
GET A LIFE!!! |
No keen on fish fingers wi broon sauce oer them.
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Total Posts: 1004 | Joined Sep. 2001 | Posted on: 9:35 pm on Aug. 14, 2002 | IP
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William Wallace
GET A LIFE!!! |
Quote: from glensburgh on 7:34 pm on Aug. 14, 2002
Who are we to deny him a place in our throng? Of course he's welcome, as are all interlopers.
Tho' why anyone would want to lope an inter,I cant imagine
I know he's being sarcastic, but I wouldnae waste my time making someone with a swastika tattoo welcome.
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Total Posts: 606 | Joined Jan. 2002 | Posted on: 10:10 pm on Aug. 14, 2002 | IP
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Tartan Army Casualty
GET A LIFE!!! |
they shoot lame horses don't they?????
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Total Posts: 1115 | Joined Sep. 2001 | Posted on: 10:16 pm on Aug. 14, 2002 | IP
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Lamia
GET A LIFE!!! |
Horse aint having much luck. Only one sexual position (that's if he's getting any at all (putting it even more politely than Mazzy  )) and facing certain death.
Nae luck. 
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Three vermillion snakes of female face. The smallest motion, filled with grace.
By faint degrees, voice, lute and pleasure ceased. A deadly silence step by step increased......
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Total Posts: 2400 | Joined Dec. 2001 | Posted on: 10:21 pm on Aug. 14, 2002 | IP
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Shneckie Nick
GET A LIFE!!! |
One leg hanging off? So, is it on or not? Or just attached by a few tendons?
And as for yer tiny cock, we could have figured that one out by ourselves.
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Total Posts: 383 | Joined Jan. 2002 | Posted on: 10:34 pm on Aug. 14, 2002 | IP
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Bzzzz
One and Only! |
Horse... are you e*****h?
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Total Posts: 3254 | Joined Sep. 2001 | Posted on: 11:34 pm on Aug. 14, 2002 | IP
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maradona
Opinionated Wind Bag |
  
Was the swastika tatoo part supposed to humerous? If it was your as funny as standing in dog sh1te.. if it wasnt then your a tit to.
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You do the maradona and you turn around, he put the english out out out!!!
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Total Posts: 178 | Joined Mar. 2002 | Posted on: 11:36 pm on Aug. 14, 2002 | IP
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Ross
GET A LIFE!!! |
NOT FUNNY ROSSY
(Edited by m5 at 11:47 pm on Aug. 14, 2002)
Woopsss Sorry!!!!!!!!!
(Edited by Ross at 11:50 pm on Aug. 14, 2002)
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Total Posts: 341 | Joined Sep. 2001 | Posted on: 11:38 pm on Aug. 14, 2002 | IP
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Ruary
GET A LIFE!!! |
Thanks for your input Horse but had I wanted to hear an arsehole I would have farted 
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Total Posts: 1592 | Joined Sep. 2001 | Posted on: 11:49 pm on Aug. 14, 2002 | IP
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maradona
Opinionated Wind Bag |
HERE HERE RUARY...
I guess the answer to your original question is no you wont be welcome and anyone who says you are is an erse aswell
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You do the maradona and you turn around, he put the english out out out!!!
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Total Posts: 178 | Joined Mar. 2002 | Posted on: 11:50 pm on Aug. 14, 2002 | IP
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Lamia
GET A LIFE!!! |
Horse,
I think you should try to appreciate that not everyone one in the world is as knowledgeable and intelligent as you and pulling the p*ss out of folks you don't know and who don't know you is IMO is a bit sad and child (especially if you think its ever so funny and get some sort of pleasure out of it).
I don't really know what you are trying to achieve but you give the impression that you don't much like folk on here or at least you have a low opinion of their intelligence, which you seem to have no time for. If so posting on here is a waste of your time.
Such p*iss taking between friends is a different kettle of fish.
Maybe you need to grow up a bit.
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Three vermillion snakes of female face. The smallest motion, filled with grace.
By faint degrees, voice, lute and pleasure ceased. A deadly silence step by step increased......
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Total Posts: 2400 | Joined Dec. 2001 | Posted on: 7:30 am on Aug. 15, 2002 | IP
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