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Hawkeye Ranoo



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Why do I always get the wee leg when the family has a haggis for tea

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shuggie dougie



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did you scan this from a dish towel?

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MINCHIA CHE BONA, TALE CHI MINNI

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Hawkeye Ranoo



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  How can ye see the grease stains.

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Why do I always get the wee leg when the family has a haggis for tea

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evertonian scot



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No we can see you at the sink.

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http://www.wmta.info
The Wee Midges Website
Alex Young - The Golden Vision

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geordieboy



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you could try scanning it so we can read it!

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Bed breakers for sale, contact Richie Duncan Bed Breakers Ltd.

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Hawkeye Ranoo



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try reading it after a case of pear cider, they your eyes might focus in o.k.

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Why do I always get the wee leg when the family has a haggis for tea

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Rossco1874



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This is what the picture says it is on AlbaGuBraths site  

sent it to few people who thought it was pretty good

The average Englishman in the home he calls his castle, slips into his national costume, a shabby raincoat, patented by chemist Charles Macintosh from Glasgow, Scotland.

En route to his office he strides along the English lane, surfaced by John Macadam of Ayr, Scotland.

He drives his car fitted with tyres invented by John Boyd Dunlop, veterinary surgeon of Dreghorn, Scotland.

At the office he receives mail bearing adhesive stamps invented by John Chalmers, bookseller and printer of Dundee, Scotland.

During the day he uses the telephone invented by Alexander Graham Bell, from Edinburgh, Scotland. At home in the evening his daughter pedals her bicycle invented by Kirkpatrick Macmillan, blacksmith of Thornhill, Dumfriesshire, Scotland.

He watches the news on T.V. an invention of John Logie Baird of Helensburgh, Scotland and hears an item about the U.S. Navy, founded by John Paul Jones of Kirkbean, Scotland.

Nowhere can an Englishman turn to escape the ingenuity of the Scots.

He has by now been reminded too much of Scotland, and in desperation, he picks up the bible, only to find that the first man mentioned in the good book is a Scot, King James VI, who authorised the translation.

He could take to drink, but the Scots make the best in the world.

He could take a rifle and end it all, but the breech loading rifle was invented by Captain Patrick Ferguson, of Pitfours, Scotland.

If he escaped death, he could find himself on an operating table injected with penicillin, discovered by Sir Alexander Fleming, of Darvel, Scotland, and given some Chloroform, an anaesthetic discovered by Sir James Young Simpson, obstetrician and Gynaecologist of Bathgate, Scotland.

Out of the anaesthetic, he would find no comfort in learning that he was as safe as the Bank of England, founded by William Paterson of Dumfries, Scotland.

Perhaps his only remaining hope would be to get a transfusion of guid Scottish blood which would entitle him to ask...

Wha's like us?



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I'm on the whisky diet I have already lost 3 days already
Tommy Cooper

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William Wallace


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Beazer! Where can I buy one???

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CHREEESTYYYAN Dailly is a legend.
http://www.get.to/scotlandthebrave
http://www.get.to/scotlandthebrave//england.html

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P1



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Really like this post!!  Where r dae ye buy it fae?

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Hawkeye Ranoo



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I scanned this off of a postcard, you can it in any Scottish souvenier shop.

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Why do I always get the wee leg when the family has a haggis for tea

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P1



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Cheers HR!

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