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Davie the CAT GET A LIFE!!!     Check this lot out...... You should be very proud to be British because.. Only in Britain... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. Only in Britain... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the  way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people  can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in Britain... do people order double cheeseburgers, large  fries, and a DIET coke. Only in Britain... do banks leave both doors open and chain the  pens to the counters. Only in Britain... do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on  the drive, and put our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage. Only in Britain... do we buy hot dogs in packs of ten and buns in packs of eight. Only in Britain... do we use answering machines to screen calls  and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't  want to talk to in the first place. Only in Britain... are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their  tongue. 142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts. 58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of  screwdrivers. 31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree  while the fairy lights were plugged in. 19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations were chocolate. British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling accidents. 101 people since 1999 have had to have broken parts of plastic  toys pulled out of the soles of their feet. 18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a  lit cigarette in their mouth. A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A&E in the last two years  after opening bottles of beer with their teeth. 5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out of  control Scalextric cars. and finally......... In 2000, eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up into  the toilet THANK FECK I'M SCOTTISH........... ----- Towering in gallant fame........... Scotland my mountain hame......   Click here to see Davie the CAT's Photo's of the Denmark game..... Total Posts: 782 | Joined Dec. 2001 | Posted on: 2:21 pm on Aug. 1, 2002 | IP

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