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The Chicken fae HK
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Well I was sitting in my cage minding my own business when I heard this strange voice.
" Can I have a bird?"
"watch you wa?"
"Can I have a bird?"
"Watch you wa?"
"Can I have a bird?"
"Watch you wa?"
"Watch the wa ....wet paint!!!" sorry that is a HK joke
anyway, this scottish guy, he was a bit pissed, wanted a bird.
"please pick me, please pick me" I clucked
and he did ......great i thought....then
"you wan him dead?" said the shopkeeper
"no...alive" stated the scotman
"alive!!!!" said the shop keeper
"ok"..........i was saved....yipee
I was all excited bye bye cage......hello plastic bad and the pissed scotsman took me for a pint in the pub. Great fun.
Then I was told it was time to go the hotel.
Me and my new keeper were getting on fine ....he would talk to me at lenght.....his breath stank of beer but how cared i was alive!!
to be continued.....
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methilstevie
GET A LIFE!!! |
Chicken Tikka.....is that no an ABBA song?
You know,that band fae SWEDEN? smirk smirk
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"We'll mak oor land Republican,when the Scottish break away......"
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The Chicken fae HK
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part 2
I was carried along the streets of HK in my bag. Being swung about strongly.
My new owner was very happy with his purchase.
I was very happy to be alive!!
I reached The Wesley Hotel. A very nice hotel.
i did not see much of the reception as I was put underneath my owners jacket.
The up the life to a room. I was brought out any displayed to a room of people. I was scared and not happy as they were laughing at me.
Was I do be part of a wild sexy orgie?
Was I do be eaten...chicken noodle soup?
No some guy did not have a bird!!
I was a present!
I did not release my new friends from scotland were bird collectors.
to be continued........
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The Chicken fae HK
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what lucky, i thought. Bird lovers from Scotland.
They will look after me for the rest my life. How wrong could I be.
They gathered together, including a very hairy person from canada with a camera.
It was time.
Time to meet my birdless scottish friend.
Back into the plastic bag and up to this hotel room.
My owner knocked on the door, while the others went quiet.
I strange quiet......one full of s****** s
I was taken out the bag ready to greet my new owner.
Then the door opened.
I could not see him at first, I was to be a surprise. I could tell my lucky scottish friend was not expecting me.
"I have brought you a Bird" stated my owner
"I" replied my friend to be!
"Here's your Bird!!!" declared my owner
And I was thrown at him....I shit myself........I mean I really shit myself all over the carpet ........all over the bed..........flapping my wings........shit shit
he was screaming is head off.....get it out ...get it out.......he did not like me!!
I came to rest in a big travel bag full of flags stolen from Korea I believe.
I was very sad but my new scottish friends rolled about the Hotel laughing....scottish people are very strange
To be continued
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The Chicken fae HK
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I thought my new found Bird lovers from Scotland loved me. I thought they loved birds.
I was a laughing stock.
but than being a stock for a chicken noodle soup but still I was gutted.
what now I thought.......
I wished i could go back to Old China Hand
I wished I had not met my pissed Scottish owner.
To be continued
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westa 5556
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Dear Chicken
You must remember me , I was the nice man that took you out of that horrible cardboard box and gave you to the nice hotel manager......
One Question
Who `deflowered` you before leaving you in our room?
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The Chicken fae HK
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I'm just getting to that bit.
Anyway, You are lying!! You kicked ma box and would not speak to me!
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The Chicken fae HK
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What will they do with me now!!
"Next Door" went out a shout.
"Put the chicken next in Tams room!" claimed a guy from Stonehaven. (hint hint)
The Plan was hatched.
The door was opened by a very helpful maid, who I believe one of the Scotmen had met a couple of nights before in Strawberries!!!
Anyway, the door was opened. And I had a new home. A bit smelly but it looked not bad. A few photos were taken and then I was left alone.
The door was closed.........
It was to be 6 hours later before I had company again.
But not my lovely Scottish Bird Lovers
To be Continued
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The Chicken fae HK
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The door opened.
My new keepers where home.
Wrong
It was a maid.........
"Sccccccrrrrrrreeeeaaaaammmmmm" said the maid
"SSSSccccccccrrrrrreeeaaaaammmmm" said the maid again
she ran out the room, calling for the manager.
They returned.
"Why is there a chicken in the room?" they asked in Chinese.
the next minute I was put in a cardboard box.
Bastards.
I was scared.......
To be continued
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Total Posts: 15 | Joined June 2002 | Posted on: 1:56 pm on June 8, 2002 | IP
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The Chicken fae HK
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did you see me at the French game.
cluck cluck
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Total Posts: 15 | Joined June 2002 | Posted on: 7:28 pm on June 8, 2002 | IP
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Ali Beveridge
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So , Did no-one try to CHOKE the Chicken in any of these rooms ?????
 
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Total Posts: 239 | Joined Jan. 2002 | Posted on: 8:50 pm on June 8, 2002 | IP
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The Chicken fae HK
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My life was never in danger!!!
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Total Posts: 15 | Joined June 2002 | Posted on: 3:54 pm on June 12, 2002 | IP
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Phil MaGlass
GET A LIFE!!! |
If you were at the French game then you cant be a Chicken but a Big Kock.
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shambles
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why did the chicken cross the road to the toilet?
-`cos that`s where all the cocks hang oot.
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I blew 90% of my fortune on booze & birds,the rest I just squandered.
George Best.
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cazza
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Why did the pervert cross the road?
Cos he couldnt get his cock oot the chicken
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SCOTLAND FOREVER
http://www.rampantscotland.com
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The Chicken fae HK
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I dont like chicken jokes, thank you.
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Corkie
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On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom play together. One day, the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. The horse begged for the chicken to go to the farmer for help.
The chicken ran back to the farm. He searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmers new Z3 series BMW. Finding the keys inside, the chicken sped off with a length of rope, hoping he still had time to save his friend life.
Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive in the shiny BMW. He managed to get a hold of the rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear bumber af the car, the chicken then drove slowly forward and with the aid of the powerful car, rescued the horse!
Happy and proud, the chicken drove the car back to the farmhouse and the farmer was none the wise when he returned.
The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best buddies, Best pals.
A few weeks later the chicken fell into a mud pit and soon he too began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life! The horse thought for a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his “thing” and he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him out,saving his life.
THE MORAL OF THE STORY?
When your hung like a horse, you don’t need a BMW to pick up the chicks…
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Do not condemn the judgement of another because it differs from your own. You may both be wrong. - Dandemis
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The Chicken fae HK
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My pictures available
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story to be continued
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The Chicken fae HK
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I was in that box for hours.
My keepers who had been drinking alot of beers arrived at reception late at night
"watch u wa?" said the receptionist
"Can I have the key for room 916" asked the big one.
"watch u wa?" repeated the receptionist
"Can I have the key for room 916" asked the even big one.
"watch u wa?" repeated the receptionist
"the bloody key for room 916!!!"
"watch the wa, wet paint!!!!" laughed the receptionist
"that was a good scotttish joke, yes"....quirked the receptionist.
"anyway, 916 aaahhh I need to speak to you we have found a small animal in your room" stated the Rep.
"what, a rat.....mice!" said the smaller scottish man.
" no a chicken." said the rep.
"a chicken....we did not order any food" stated the scotman
" no, a live chicken. come with me I will show you."
"I do not know why scottish men bring there pets to hotel in hong kong."
" We don't have any pets!!!"
to be continued
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Total Posts: 15 | Joined June 2002 | Posted on: 1:15 am on June 23, 2002 | IP
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Andy Gray
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Baffling.........
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