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denhaagdavid



The Poet
   
i monitor what sites Rossy's looking up on the internet.........dwarf amputee sex seems to come up a lot.

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Interviewer "When did Germany last lose so heavily in Europe"
Leo Beenhaker(Feyenoord coach) - " 1945 i think"
Dutch TV after portugal 3 germany 0 euro 2000

Total Posts: 1565 | Joined Sep. 2001 | Posted on: 12:34 pm on Sep. 25, 2003 | IP
walsallfifer



Fresh ideas
   
A fix bits o' aeroplanes, onybody got a private jet?

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Stop the bus ah need a wee wee

Total Posts: 20 | Joined June 2003 | Posted on: 12:38 pm on Sep. 25, 2003 | IP
Big Loon Kev



GET A LIFE!!!
   
i can be very eeeeeeevieell

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A Founder Member of the "Pistol Pete" Piano Bar Tartan Army
Official Photographer of the EASTA Waterpistol Militia
"Magic Darts!"


Total Posts: 1352 | Joined Oct. 2002 | Posted on: 7:27 pm on Sep. 25, 2003 | IP
guitarman



Opinionated Wind Bag
   
Psychiatrist

Total Posts: 180 | Joined May 2003 | Posted on: 7:34 pm on Sep. 25, 2003 | IP
The Lochwinnoch lad



Opinionated Wind Bag
   
Own a gym, and hire out fitness equipment to your homes............few people could do wae hiring a treadmill a reckon !!  

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http://www.exercisehomehire.co.uk/

Total Posts: 227 | Joined Sep. 2001 | Posted on: 8:52 pm on Sep. 25, 2003 | IP
wrighty



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cartographer, and so is Evertonian scot and charlie D.

Or so they think!  

When we got to Kaunas, Mick got a map out and we spent the next half an hour argueing which way it was to the hotel! We had to get a taxi in the end!
Willfaeswindon was not amused!

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http://www.wmta.info

Total Posts: 1979 | Joined Jan. 2000 | Posted on: 8:57 pm on Sep. 25, 2003 | IP
ponfeigh



Fresh ideas
   
Ya beauty, nae taxmen then its a free for all

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scots wha hey

Total Posts: 11 | Joined Sep. 2003 | Posted on: 9:57 pm on Sep. 25, 2003 | IP
Thing on a Spring



Opinionated Wind Bag
   
I do modeling.

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Nice 'n' Easy does it

Total Posts: 219 | Joined April 2002 | Posted on: 9:59 pm on Sep. 25, 2003 | IP
Thermopylae



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Airfix or Revell???

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I've got your number!

Total Posts: 1851 | Joined Feb. 2002 | Posted on: 10:07 pm on Sep. 25, 2003 | IP
Thing on a Spring



Opinionated Wind Bag
   
I make airplanes from tampax and pantyliners.

I also do some escorting in my spare time.

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Nice 'n' Easy does it

Total Posts: 219 | Joined April 2002 | Posted on: 10:16 pm on Sep. 25, 2003 | IP
Richiefaescotland



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I'm an energy specialist at Scottish Power so if y er powers cocked up through an earthquake or something ramdom like that I'm the man do give you advice on how yae can pay of yer debt yae owe us

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"He puts his sarrong on, His make up on. Beckham is a tranny and he should be called Yvonne. He wears his wifes thongs. About the hoose. Beckhams coming out out out.
Oh! Beckham is a tranny. A bet he's even got a fanny. Even Brooklyn calls him mammy. Beckhams comin out out out"
Legendary song written by a member of the Balerno Tartan Army

Total Posts: 1844 | Joined May 2002 | Posted on: 10:29 pm on Sep. 25, 2003 | IP
Giant train set



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work on the railway.

So I could tell them they have to replace all their stuff with little bits of plastic with a light bulb in it.  Then charge them a squillion joob joobs for it.

Real cost 19p.  Then we could spend the change in a local boozer.

Hang on, we need a brewery or distillery in the country we are rebuilding.



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And William Wallace said to his men  on the hill waiting for battle to start,
"Ba ra da, Ba ra da, Ba ra da, Ba ra da, Yun diddle un diddle un diddle un din na."

Total Posts: 751 | Joined Mar. 2003 | Posted on: 10:47 pm on Sep. 25, 2003 | IP
ponfeigh



Fresh ideas
   
Naw GTS, we'll jist get a stoatir of a kitty going

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scots wha hey

Total Posts: 11 | Joined Sep. 2003 | Posted on: 10:51 pm on Sep. 25, 2003 | IP
ponfeigh



Fresh ideas
   
and import a huge cairry oot

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scots wha hey

Total Posts: 11 | Joined Sep. 2003 | Posted on: 10:53 pm on Sep. 25, 2003 | IP
Richiefaescotland



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Belgium and germany can repay us with a Warsteiner brewery and a Jupiler Brewery after the amount of money they made from us over the last few years!

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"He puts his sarrong on, His make up on. Beckham is a tranny and he should be called Yvonne. He wears his wifes thongs. About the hoose. Beckhams coming out out out.
Oh! Beckham is a tranny. A bet he's even got a fanny. Even Brooklyn calls him mammy. Beckhams comin out out out"
Legendary song written by a member of the Balerno Tartan Army

Total Posts: 1844 | Joined May 2002 | Posted on: 11:05 pm on Sep. 25, 2003 | IP
Scottie27



Fresh ideas
   
I wish tae feck I knew what the feck Im supposed tae be doing

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vie like such inwasions

Total Posts: 31 | Joined Sep. 2003 | Posted on: 11:37 pm on Sep. 25, 2003 | IP
Jaggy Bunnet



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Quote: from ponfeigh on 9:57 pm on Sep. 25, 2003
Ya beauty, nae taxmen then its a free for all



Actually I'm a....no wait a minute...I'm a yacht salesman, aye that's it.  Anybody want to buy a yacht?

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"What have you done to the cat - he looks half dead!"  Mrs Schrodinger

Total Posts: 699 | Joined April 2002 | Posted on: 10:31 am on Sep. 26, 2003 | IP
walsallfifer



Fresh ideas
   
what tune are u singing the beckham song tae? want tae piss abdy at work aff

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Stop the bus ah need a wee wee

Total Posts: 20 | Joined June 2003 | Posted on: 10:33 am on Sep. 26, 2003 | IP
geordieboy



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i'm the insurance man so i guess i would pay for all this rebuilding.

Heidbangers actual job is to organise beer going from the brewery to the pubs. He is a pivotal man in our new country.

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Bed breakers for sale, contact Richie Duncan Bed Breakers Ltd.

Total Posts: 2571 | Joined April 2002 | Posted on: 11:02 am on Sep. 26, 2003 | IP
MCTEAGLE



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Quote: from geordieboy on 11:02 am on Sep. 26, 2003
i'm the insurance man so i guess i would pay for all this rebuilding.




Is it possible to ensure against penalty misses that put you out of important tournaments?

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Who watches the watchmen?

Total Posts: 2112 | Joined Aug. 2002 | Posted on: 11:11 am on Sep. 26, 2003 | IP
 

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