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MacChaluim
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Is Mike Myers a comic genius and is "So I Married An Axe Murderer" a classic?
"Has anyone ever told you you're a right sexy wee b*****d?"
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Ridicule is nothing to be scared of
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Total Posts: 20 | Joined June 2002 | Posted on: 3:28 pm on July 30, 2002 | IP
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Ruary
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The former nae chance
Tha latter many many times 
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TAMB Sunshine Appeal show the true face of the Tartan Army remember "one beer less" can make one hell of a difference
The future is bright the future is Scottish
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Total Posts: 1677 | Joined Sep. 2001 | Posted on: 3:37 pm on July 30, 2002 | IP
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DougieR
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"A Piper Is Down, I Repeat, A Piper IS Down"
Classic!!!!
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Let the Scots be a nation who're proud of their heritage , wi an eye to the future and a heart to forgive...
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Total Posts: 87 | Joined Sep. 2001 | Posted on: 6:10 pm on July 30, 2002 | IP
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Alan
GET A LIFE!!! |
"So I Married An Axe Murderer" is definitely his best film. His "dad" steals the show - "Heid!" "He'll be away to cry in his giant pillow" and at the end of the wedding he screams "Let's get pissed!"
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"Don't just stand there.....get it up the park!"
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Total Posts: 263 | Joined Sep. 2001 | Posted on: 7:15 pm on July 30, 2002 | IP
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erchie69
Opinionated Wind Bag |
stoatir o a movie " his heids like an orange on a tooth pick " classic line 
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when the clock strikes 7 , 8 & 9 wur aff the nips and wur on tae wine !
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Total Posts: 189 | Joined Feb. 2002 | Posted on: 8:02 pm on July 30, 2002 | IP
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Flymo
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Have to say classic. Without a doubt his best movie. Heid,pants, now!
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Total Posts: 29 | Joined Feb. 2002 | Posted on: 8:54 pm on July 30, 2002 | IP
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TA Ealing
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Naw - his best film was Wayne's World - CLASSIC!
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Campbeltown Loch, I Wish You Were Whisky
www.taealing.co.uk
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Total Posts: 1375 | Joined Sep. 2001 | Posted on: 9:12 pm on July 30, 2002 | IP
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JimFaeKdy
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Goldenmember.........friggin hilarious.
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Wives Are Like Potatoes,Best Kept In The Dark
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Total Posts: 1062 | Joined Sep. 2001 | Posted on: 10:16 pm on July 30, 2002 | IP
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Bruce
Something to say |
Pure quality by the way.
Go here for all your sound sample needs........ "HEID!"
http://www.moviesounds.com/axmurder.html
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One Lion!!
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Total Posts: 64 | Joined July 2002 | Posted on: 11:51 pm on July 30, 2002 | IP
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MacChaluim
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Phew. Tried to convert a couple of mates and was met with stoney silence. Thought it was just me.
Look at him. He'll away and cry himsel' tae sleep on his giant pillow.
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Total Posts: 20 | Joined June 2002 | Posted on: 10:12 am on Aug. 1, 2002 | IP
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Craig W
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"dae ye think I wis too hard on the bairn? Naaa"
brilliant 
It was the wee touches in that movie - like the cans of McEwans Export - that I loved.
Did Mike Myers no have a sketch on 1980s American TV that went "If it's no Scottish - IT'S CRAP!!"
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Total Posts: 131 | Joined Feb. 2002 | Posted on: 10:28 am on Aug. 1, 2002 | IP
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wrighty
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Shrek is definately his best film.............but then I havnae seen any of his others!
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Paris rocked by swarm of wee midges, Aberdeen rolled!
http://www.wmta.info
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Total Posts: 866 | Joined Jan. 2000 | Posted on: 10:38 am on Aug. 1, 2002 | IP
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wonderkid69
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Would ye look at the size of that noggin.....
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Nikki Wood
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Total Posts: 477 | Joined Sep. 2001 | Posted on: 10:46 am on Aug. 1, 2002 | IP
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French John
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"I think all Scottish food is basically a dare", and the Scottish martial art FUKYOO!! which involved head butting someone and kicking them on the floor.
The Scottish Wall of Fame was a nice touch too
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If I had all the money I've spent over the years on drink - I'd spend it on drink
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Total Posts: 45 | Joined Mar. 2002 | Posted on: 12:24 pm on Aug. 1, 2002 | IP
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wrighty
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I've definately missed something here....do all these quotes come from the "axe murderer " film?
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Paris rocked by swarm of wee midges, Aberdeen rolled!
http://www.wmta.info
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Total Posts: 866 | Joined Jan. 2000 | Posted on: 12:32 pm on Aug. 1, 2002 | IP
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MacChaluim
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They sure do.
"Excuse me, I think there's been a mistake. I asked for the LARGE cappucinno."
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Total Posts: 20 | Joined June 2002 | Posted on: 12:52 pm on Aug. 1, 2002 | IP
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Andy Gray
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I thought he was great in "The Great Escape"
Anyways, huv yeez no' seen "Amelie" yet?
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CROY TARTAN ARMY
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Total Posts: 1781 | Joined Sep. 2001 | Posted on: 11:31 pm on Aug. 1, 2002 | IP
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Big Ads
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All the axe murderer quotes are magic - but surely
one of the best bits is S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y N-I-G-H-T!!!
"turn up the bay city rollers!!"
That is as well as the wedding and the "lets get pi**ed" line!!
Mike Myers in the TA - that would be a great away trip...
A' the best.   
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Here's tae us, Wha's like us,
Damn Few, An' a Deid.
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Total Posts: 11 | Joined April 2002 | Posted on: 3:31 pm on Aug. 2, 2002 | IP
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DesertJock
Opinionated Wind Bag |
"Haw Sputnik" then turns to his mate and says "Look at the size of that thing, its even got its own weather system" 
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and by Plane, Train or Taxi...........
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Total Posts: 187 | Joined July 2002 | Posted on: 4:28 pm on Aug. 2, 2002 | IP
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Schneker KTA
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Heid - pants - NOW!
Axe wins hands down
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"Awa oot fur a quick pint hen" Lord Lucan '74
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Total Posts: 307 | Joined April 2002 | Posted on: 5:32 pm on Aug. 2, 2002 | IP
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