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TARTAN SCOUSER



GET A LIFE!!!
   
In light of the fact that ahm stayin south of God's country, ahm interested in excuses tae pass on to the e***ish tae explain our 'below par' performance today.

I've already read about the jet lag theory (excellent!!). Perhaps we could use one of Fergies old faves and say that the players couldnae see eachother in the new shirts??

Any suggestions gratefully accepted......................

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'Never trust a man who, when left alone in a room with a tea cosy, doesn't try it on.'
Billy Connolly.

Total Posts: 303 | Joined Feb. 2002 | Posted on: 5:03 pm on May 16, 2002 | IP
Swanners


Something to say
   
You could always start with Christian Dailly plays for us.
Thats always enough to keep folk quiet and normally they feel sorry for you.

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'and on the seventh day god created the Scots.'

Total Posts: 95 | Joined April 2002 | Posted on: 5:05 pm on May 16, 2002 | IP
Ally Macabre



More Than Words
   
How about the truth?

Berti has left his best players at home and thrown a bunch of untried newcomers in at the deep end.
This was never about trying to beat SKorea - it was about finding some useful individuals to add to our squad.
The result doesn't really matter...


And here's hoping SKorea put five past England next week...

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Total Posts: 1374 | Joined Sep. 2001 | Posted on: 5:08 pm on May 16, 2002 | IP
CUFC England


GET A LIFE!!!
   
Keep on hoping Ally!

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Only 7 teams have done it.

Total Posts: 580 | Joined Feb. 2002 | Posted on: 5:27 pm on May 16, 2002 | IP
Tam OBanter



Fresh ideas
   
Tell them moral was low as most of the lads were just missing Ulrika..

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Supporting Scotland's like doing a s***e, sometimes it hurts, sometimes it's great and sometimes your just too drunk to know you've even done it...

Total Posts: 19 | Joined May 2002 | Posted on: 5:32 pm on May 16, 2002 | IP
WillfaeSwindon



GET A LIFE!!!
   
How about a couple from the David O'Leary school of excuses:

They're a young bunch of lads

We had alot of injuries.

Others i have are.... Couldnt cope with the heat and humidity where as the host are used to it.

Jet lag (which is very feasible!)

So many new (or newish) caps

Sullivan in goal!

Saddam hussain reffing

First goal was waaaaaaay offside

David weir and Christan Dailly in defence

Scott gemmill got his mums footballing genes instead of his dads.

etc etc

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Will
willfaeswindon@swindontartanarmy.com
http://www.swindontartanarmy.com

Total Posts: 1865 | Joined Sep. 2001 | Posted on: 9:42 pm on May 16, 2002 | IP
 

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